| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8178 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 95 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4738 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Votes: | 8863 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6060 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 813 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 223 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6146 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4355 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6341 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5883 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9345 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9104 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1699 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8785 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8983 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4300 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8944 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4861 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4597 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
