| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8483 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6545 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 626 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5375 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.
But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4340 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 168 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 161 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5532 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 397 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.
> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!
> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 780 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5236 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9048 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!
😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!
🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!
🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4682 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9284 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!
So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2611 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 946268 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.
also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7023 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5169 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.
Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”
Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3535 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4966 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!
Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?
