| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5173 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7995 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9713 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 4441 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8571 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2760 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?
COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8611 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3969 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.
Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4702 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.
So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2136 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7229 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.
Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!
Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
| Potions Brewed: | 112 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5850 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 840 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8968 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 793 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7831 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Votes: | 6724 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5251 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
