| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5735 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 277 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 466 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 90 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win
Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups
Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6317 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 39 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 54 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.
Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.
Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!
So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1572 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.
who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
