| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4990 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 1902 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4989 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4506 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9643 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5271 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3508 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 995 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5989 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1928 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6808 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3388 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6213 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 375 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9755 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3270 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1856 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | New Chunks Explored: | 143209 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8072 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4659 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3973 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 288 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 1007 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
