| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 609384 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.
So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8287 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.
we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Server Name | Community Modded Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Discord Link | Join Community Discord |
| Server Pack Status | Should be completed today |
| Server Updates | No wipes, server will be continuously running |
The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.
Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.
No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.
Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 865 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!
Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!
Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and let your introverted self roam free in a world where socializing is optional and chickens rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 114 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1325 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 144 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
