| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 204 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8203 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3161 | Ores Mined: | 3197 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 870 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2250 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 3092 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3513 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 585 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 149 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3570 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1905 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4408 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9575 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5478 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3738 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3628 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 76 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2898 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1835 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
