| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 769 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5859 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2009 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 640994 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1306 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7569 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 138 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9965 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9984 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 206 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4370 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4135 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 6872 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2774 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6751 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 910 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 351 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4960 | Magic Items Found: | 8280 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 888 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 87 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3498 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
