| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?
Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 486829 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!
Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9505 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6383 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 202 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7467 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6597 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Farms Harvested: | 126 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
