| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 441 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1179 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9287 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 74 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6751 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 180 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 4421 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3271 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2868 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2587 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8659 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4065 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9806 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8465 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 452 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8487 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8850 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6355 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 149 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1515 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8580 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 56 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
