| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5055 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.
But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.
And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.
But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7591 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?
But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3598 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2998 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?
So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 624 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | New Chunks Explored: | 34660 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
