| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6620 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.
And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.
But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.
Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.
And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4983 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1165 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?
Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?
But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?
Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.
But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.
And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 571 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.
But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?
But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4828 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?
So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6169 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3928 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
