CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Void Gems Collected:	39

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	259554	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	4917	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	366022	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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