| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7963 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6385 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3787 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2949 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3848 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7030 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 69139 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7375 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8315 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9086 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5426 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4468 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4317 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 818 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2616 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 184 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3500 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5264 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3152 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 273 | New Chunks Explored: | 105329 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6262 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5753 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Votes: | 7278 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9732 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 804 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6641 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8540 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
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