| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4484 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8095 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5672 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8002 | Farms Harvested: | 542 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”
Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 365 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.
The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.
Each player has access to logs `/co i`
P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Plugins | None |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join. |
| Are there any game altering plugins? | No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server. |
| Is teleportation allowed? | There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. |
| Is there an economy plugin? | No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy. |
| Is there a land claim plugin? | No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building. |
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?
Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
