| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7383 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 380 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8004 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3847 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 788 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win
Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups
Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1723 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.
Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.
Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 952565 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 565 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 401 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
