What are Minecraft servers like The sword ?

Anarchy, crystal, Discord, edge, Environment, Fun, Gladius, HACKING, kill, night, pay to win, Players, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, society, Solo, Survival, SURVIVE, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

New Minecraft Servers

The Blade Runner: This server offers a similar anarchy environment like The sword, but with a sci-fi twist. Players can explore futuristic landscapes, battle against rogue AI, and compete in high-tech PvP battles. Join The Blade Runner for a thrilling experience unlike any other.
The Battle Axe: If you’re a fan of intense PvP action and base raiding, The Battle Axe is the server for you. With no pay-to-win features and a focus on player skill, this server offers competitive gameplay similar to The sword. Gather your friends, form alliances, and dominate the battlefield on The Battle Axe.
The Legendary Sword: Experience epic quests, challenging dungeons, and a rich lore on The Legendary Sword server. Dive into a fantasy world filled with magic, monsters, and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. If you enjoyed the immersive experience of The sword, you’ll love exploring the vast world of The Legendary Sword.
The Dual Blades: For players who enjoy a mix of survival and PvP elements, The Dual Blades is the perfect choice. This server offers a balance of base building, exploration, and combat, giving players plenty of freedom to play their own way. Whether you prefer solo adventures or team-based battles, The Dual Blades has something for everyone.

Check out these similar Minecraft servers today and discover new worlds filled with excitement, challenges, and unforgettable moments. With unique gameplay features and dedicated communities, you’re sure to find your next favorite server that captures the spirit of The sword.

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Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Items Found:	5555	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	189
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	7475
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	96
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Crops Grown:	3837	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5307	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	100	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	901208

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Spears Created:	20

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	106	Emeralds Found:	3908
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	39437
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!