come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Enchantments Applied: 69 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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