Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Star Shards Collected: 186
Mines Excavated: 3273 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4634 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6822 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4770 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6762 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Falling into the Void: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ores Mined: 8760
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7617 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Emeralds Found: 4875
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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