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LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8695	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	6211

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5165	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	348	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4399	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1