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NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	9235
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	6192
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3919
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	144
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1