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FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5541	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	297462	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6634
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5598	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Towns Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	7550	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	132	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3104	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6142	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2