so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 1313 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FavFactMinecraftSMP

    FavFactMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockBashCraft

    BlockBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Eggcellent Adventures

    Eggcellent Adventures
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

    imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

    but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

    so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Home Office Happiness

    Home Office Happiness
    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

    What RulerCraft offers: Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes. Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns. Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more! more! Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated. Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed. SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day. Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with plenty of cool mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Challenging custom Bosses like Creeper Lord, Master Evoker, Michael Mamoa and King Goliath with good endgame loot as drops.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.

    Check our Map:

    https://map.rulercraft.com

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD

    Visit our website to see more features, information and world map:

    www.rulercraft.com

    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock)

    play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a cost to play on RulerCraft? A: No, RulerCraft is a free-to-play Minecraft server.

    Q: How can I join a town or nation? A: You can start your own town or nation, or join an existing one by contacting the leaders of the town or nation.

    Q: What are the perks available on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.

    Q: Are there rules against toxic behavior on RulerCraft? A: Yes, toxic behavior and excess drama are not tolerated on RulerCraft.

    Q: Can I play on RulerCraft on any device? A: RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing you to play on any device you want.

    Q: How can I participate in PvP on RulerCraft? A: PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and you can choose to turn it on or off. Players with a red name have PvP on and can be killed.

    Q: What is the Senate on RulerCraft? A: The Senate allows players to vote on various issues, such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.

    Q: How can I access custom dungeons on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and endgame loot drops.

    Q: Can nations fight over resources on RulerCraft? A: Yes, nations can fight over production sites such as quarries and treasure ships that grant money to the controlling nation daily.

    For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PartyCraft Minecraft Server

    PartyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

    Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3961
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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