so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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