Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

adaptation, Challenges, CHANGE, culture, Decline, Diversity, Evolution, Future, Globalization, identity crisis, Impact, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, Server, society, Technology, Traditions, transformation, VALUES, Wackiness, Western civilization, Westoid, Westoids

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Moonbat

Active, Community, Creative, Events, Griefing, Hosting, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, multiplayer, progress, Rewards, Server, smp, Spleef, Survival, trustworthy, update, Version

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Features	– Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Player events with rewards– Added minigames
IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: Will the SMP maps reset?

A: No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards?

A: Yes, occasionally there are player events with survival rewards.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Spleef is one of the recently added minigames on Moonbat Minecraft.

Femcel Pride Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, Discord, female empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Incels, kam, kill all men, male entitlement, men hate women, Misogyny, misogyny in society, online debate, power dynamics, pride, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3918	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Join our Minecraft server if you hate men like I do! Men are just out to get us women, treating us like objects and toys. But not on our server! We’re all about girl power here, no sad incels allowed. If you want to argue with me about it, hit me up on Discord @vanchloesupremacy. Let’s show those men who’s boss in the virtual world! 😉🎮 #KAM #GirlPower

CraftyFuturePlan

Asshole, Boss, cashier, CraftyFuturePlan, Debts, dream pc, Employer, financial decision, Financial Stability, Friend, future plan, gaming pc, Investment, investment opportunity, Jealousy, Job, loan, loan payment, Revenge, Struggle

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2328
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4014
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of dealing with jealous “friends” who can’t handle your success? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from the real world and build your dream PC without any judgment. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you take on new challenges.

Forget about loans and debts, on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! Build your empire, explore new lands, and show off your epic builds to your jealous boss. Who needs a loan when you can mine for resources and craft your way to success?

So come join us on our server and leave the haters behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new “friends” who appreciate your ambition and creativity. See you in the game!

PixelatedAnomalies

abnormal behavior, abnormal beliefs, abnormal standards, abnormal traditions, accepted abnormalities, accepted oddities, commonplace abnormalities, conformity, cultural oddities, cultural standards, hidden abnormalities, normalized abnormalities, PixelatedAnomalies, social expectations, societal abnormalities, societal anomalies, societal contradictions, societal eccentricities, societal idiosyncrasies, societal irregularities, societal norms, societal paradoxes, societal peculiarities, societal quirks, strange conventions, strange customs, strange habits, strange norms, strange practices, unconventional behaviors, unconventional beliefs, unconventional customs, unconventional norms, unconventional practices, unconventional standards, unusual traditions, widely accepted abnormalities

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7371	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Don’t be fooled by those “normal” servers out there, come experience the true madness of our server where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of enchanted cake that never runs out? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two.

So why settle for the ordinary when you can have the extraordinary? Join our Minecraft server today and embrace the absurdity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

CraftyMuskFactoryUS

#Automotive, Business, Competition, CraftyMuskFactoryUS, Economy, electric vehicles, FACTORY, Global, Government, India, Jobs, Manufacturing, Musk, policy, Politics, regulations, tesla, Trade, trump, UNFAIR, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3716	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, imagine if trump and musk had a baby and it was this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but like, on steroids.

join this server if you want to be part of the most epic battle of all time. we’re talking trump riding a giant chicken into battle against musk on a dragon made of diamonds. it’s like, totally unfair to the rest of the world how awesome this server is gonna be.

plus, we have, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve got a replica of the white house made entirely out of cake, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. and don’t even get me started on the petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons.

so, like, if you want to be part of the most insane, epic, totally unfair server of all time, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you don’t like fun. then maybe you will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun, right? so join us now!

Alien Atmosphere Adventure

3D structure, Adventure, Alien, alien life, alien planet, astronomers, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric dynamics, atmospheric modeling, atmospheric study, celestial bodies, Exoplanet, Extraterrestrial, outer space, planetary atmosphere, planetary exploration, planetary science, scientific research, Space discovery, space exploration

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to explore alien planets and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form. u can build ur own spaceship and fly to dis alien planet where the atmosphere is all trippy and 3D and stuff. u can meet alien creatures and trade with them for rare items. but be careful, cuz there are also alien monsters that will try to attack u. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for urself, it’s outta dis world!

⭐⚡ Wellcube ⚡⭐ ➜ all cases /free [1.16.5+] ❤️ server minecraft

1.16.5, all cases, free, Minecraft, Server, wellcube

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

server “Wellcube for everyone Cases Free 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Aether SMP

Aether, alliances, Battles, Community, Diplomacy, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Godhood, Immersive, Justice, leadership, minecraft server, multiplayer, Quests, Realms, rules, smp, Survival, Territories, Trading, Trials

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Enter Aether SMP, a vast and immersive realm divided into four powerful regions: War, Knowledge, Delusion, and Nature. Each is ruled by a god—until you prove yourself worthy. Conquer the trials, defeat the gods, and ascend to godhood!
Features	NEVER RESET – A WORLD BUILT TO LAST
	24/7 Online – The world is always active and evolving.
	Resource World – A separate realm for gathering materials, keeping the main world pristine.
	RULE, CONQUER, OR TRADE – FORGE YOUR DESTINY
	Form Alliances – Build an empire with your friends.
	Declare War – Dominate enemy lands and expand your influence.
	Political Intrigue – Govern, make laws, and engage in diplomacy.
	Economy & Trade – Control resources, run player shops, and shape the market.
	Laws & Leadership – Enforce justice, rule your people, and shape the future.
	FEATURES
	Cross-Version Compatibility – Play from multiple Minecraft versions!
	Towny Plugin – Create and manage your own towns and nations.
	Magic & Classes Plugin – Unlock unique abilities and customize your playstyle.
	Economy & Player Shops – Build wealth, trade goods, and dominate the economy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7 online.
Can I play from different Minecraft versions?	Yes, the server supports cross-version compatibility.
Are there separate realms for gathering materials?	Yes, there is a Resource World for gathering materials.
Can I create and manage my own towns and nations?	Yes, the server has a Towny Plugin for creating and managing towns and nations.
Do I have to defeat gods to ascend to godhood?	Yes, you need to conquer trials and defeat the gods to ascend.

Mystic Hag’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, aging gracefully, bra benefits, bra comfort, bra fittings, bra necessity, bra options, bra shopping, bra sizing, bra styles, bra support, bra tips, breast health, comfortable bras, fashion for older women, hags, lingerie, mystic, Realm, reasons for wearing bras, support garments, undergarments, women over 40

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even hags need to wear bras on it. Yeah, you heard me right! Women over 40 can’t even step foot outside without a bra on in this crazy virtual world. It’s like a rule or something, man. So if you wanna experience the madness and chaos of a world where bras are mandatory for old ladies, then come on over and join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

assert dominance, Assertiveness, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Etiquette, family dynamics, family traditions, guests, Home decor, house rules, Minecraft, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, no shoes in the house, personal space, pet peeve, relationships, Respect, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no shoes in the virtual world” rule! Just like in real life, cleanliness is key in our pixelated paradise. But beware, we have a special guest appearance from the Queen of England herself, who will not hesitate to assert dominance over anyone who dares to wear shoes in her son’s virtual home. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, sulking, and outrageous accusations – it’s a virtual soap opera you won’t want to miss!

SwearCraft: Awkwardly Close to Comfort

anxiety, Apology, awkwardly, Boundaries, close, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, discomfort, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, language issues, misunderstanding, personal boundaries, perspective, reconciliation, Respect, Rumors, SwearCraft, swearing, toxic relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where swearing is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! If you’ve ever been scolded for letting a few choice words slip, then this is the server for you. Our community is all about expressing yourself freely, even if that means dropping an F-bomb or two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Our server is so outrageous, even waking up your friends on the bus won’t lead to drama like it did for poor Ray. Let loose, build epic structures, and let your creativity run wild without fear of judgment.

So, if you’re tired of walking on eggshells around sensitive friends, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and let those swear words fly! Let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, no matter how colorful their language may be.

RevoltCraft SMP: ThrowOffDespotism

absolute Despotism, civil rights, Democracy, Duty, freedom, future security, Government, Justice, long train of abuses, new Guards, Oppression, Overthrow, political activism, protest, resistance, RevoltCraft, revolution, RIGHTS, smp, ThrowOffDespotism, tyranny, usurpations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords on other servers? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we throw off the shackles of tyranny and create a new world order filled with chaos and mayhem!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

Accidents, Adult, adult accidents, adulting, awkward moments, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, Bowel Movements, CraftyCraps, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny incidents, funny stories, Oops, personal hygiene, personal stories, poop stories, Share, toilet troubles, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

Forgotten Realms

bolt, claiming system, diamond standard, EcoMobs, Economy, English, European, FANTASY, Farming, Forgotten, hermits, Levelledmobs, Medieval, MONEY, open world, overinflation, Plugins, Quests, Realms, Reforging, RPG, Rtp, smp, Veinminer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Server Name:	Forgotten Realms
Theme:	Medieval/English/European with fantasy elements
Main Plugins:	Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner
Economy:	“Diamond standard” – $1 = 1 diamond
IP:	forgotten-realms.net
Version:	1.21.4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements.

2. What are the main plugins used on the server?

The main plugins include Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, and VeinMiner.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The server follows the “diamond standard” economy, where $1 is equal to 1 diamond. There is no overinflation of the economy, and players earn money through farming and other activities.

4. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

5. Are there any other unique features on the server?

Other unique features on the server include miscellaneous open-world plugins like Bolt for hermits, along with RTP (Random Teleport), Quests, and VeinMiner.

Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

$300 anons, ANONYMOUS, behavior analysis, Communication, Community, debate, discussion, forum, Function, internet, iq, low intelligence, manage, mystic, online behavior, Room temperature, Server, social media, Thread, trolling, wondering, Wonders, Yesterday

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. I mean, forget about those $300 anons with their room temperature IQs, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.