Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Void Armor Forged: 24
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Spears Created: 10
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ores Mined: 8182

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1975
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Magic Items Found: 6161 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1389 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Potions Brewed: 76 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 218 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Mines Excavated: 4509
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8680 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Farms Harvested: 613
    Alien Abductions: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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