Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Alien Abductions: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

    CraftyDudes – Minecraft server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

    Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

    Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4431
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Farms Harvested: 447
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 516656
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2464 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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