Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9759
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Magic Items Found: 5144 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Emeralds Found: 8524 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Towns Built: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Dragon Scales Harvested: 300
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6513
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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