| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3594 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5073 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 8136 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7156 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7759 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8796 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1394 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Votes: | 5058 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2528 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5039 |
| Farms Harvested: | 148 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6442 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Emeralds Found: | 4589 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3848 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 928 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5623 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8812 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1187 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5295 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1842 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1611 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7251 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 95 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9580 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4062 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
