| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4682 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1627 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 475 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5938 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2530 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 342974 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7996 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Votes: | 3564 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2839 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2975 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 237 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4532 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7381 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 128 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 781 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5173 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 511 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 160 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 132 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5092 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6210 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4276 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5445 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2036 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6726 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 2134 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1569 | Star Shards Collected: | 280 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
