WellTime Best Anarchy Server
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️
? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️
? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️
? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️
☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️
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| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2101 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.
So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 620533 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 326145 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.
If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.
And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 31 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 668 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
