Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated host, Discord, Established, European, European-based, Friendly, INVISIBLE, Item Frames, java, Minecraft, new zealand, North America, North American, Plain, Player Base, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Server, smp, south america, spicy, Stable, Survival, tight, united states, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Playhouse SMP: Overview

Established	June 2020
Server Type	Vanilla survival Java server
Player Age	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions
Events	Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.

2. How often does the server reset its map?

We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.

3. What server-wide events do you organize?

We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	183	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	153
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	New Chunks Explored:	568492
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Zombie Dances:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	59	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Void Armor Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	65
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.