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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	2672	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Emeralds Found:	7414	Ores Mined:	5060
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Votes:	3214	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8693
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2312	Animals Bred:	143
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ores Mined:	2837	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	4918
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6900
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3638
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	7300	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5181
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4642
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7440
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	2990
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4