Welcome to the land of Hardrada, where building worlds is serious business…or is it?

alliances, building, business…or, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Discord, Economies, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Intrigue, Land, Legends, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Server, Structures, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, worlds

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Our dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for worldbuilding and storytelling.
Dynamic World	Your decisions will impact the world around you, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Why Choose Our Server?

Our server offers unmatched freedom, fair and supportive staff, player-driven stories, community and collaboration, and a dynamic world that evolves with player actions.

What features does the server offer?

The server features an economy and trade system, quests and events, and PvP and warfare opportunities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Potions Brewed:	180
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	139	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2932	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	145
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1099	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mines Excavated:	4885	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	1242
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Towns Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Villages Defended:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	2385
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!