Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	4359	Divine Spears Created:	27

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	5735	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4655
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	71

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2055	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Farms Harvested:	275
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8554
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	572	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.