Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Star Shards Collected:	228
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

New Minecraft Servers

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4155

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7537	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	1990

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	159
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5990	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	513321	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	838	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8451	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ores Mined:	3719
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2191	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌