Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

Read through server guide + rules
Submit an application
Wait for contact within 24 hours
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BorderPatrolCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RahimCraft

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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Animals Bred:	93
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	6332	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hololive Rejects Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no Hololive” policy because we’re all about that original content, baby! Join us if you’re tired of seeing those virtual YouTubers hogging all the spotlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	553
Towns Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ToiletPaperWars Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of soft, extra ply toilet paper! 🧻 Join us for a world of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream toilet paper fortress and never have to worry about scratchy sandpaper-like toilet paper ever again!

Our server is perfect for those with sensitive skin or anyone who just appreciates the finer things in life (like luxurious toilet paper). We have custom plugins that allow you to craft your own toilet paper rolls and even design your own bathroom oasis.

Don’t be caught in a sticky situation like our friend here, bring your own roll of toilet paper and join our server today! Who knew toilet paper could be such a game-changer in the world of Minecraft? 😉🚽 #SoftAndStrongMinecraftLife

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HangryHubbyCraft

body image, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Cultural differences, dieting, emotional reactions, food waste, fried chicken, HangryHubbyCraft, Healthy Eating, Japanese cuisine, leftovers, Marriage, personal boundaries, portion control, relationships, self-care, Support, Understanding, weight loss

Are you tired of wasting delicious fried chicken on a Minecraft server that doesn’t appreciate your cooking skills? Join our server and never worry about making too much food again! We only serve virtual food that magically disappears after you’ve had your fill.

Our server is perfect for those looking to shed some virtual weight and maintain their in-game physique. Say goodbye to love handles and hello to a slim avatar that can take on any challenge.

Plus, we have a special Japanese-themed area where you can indulge in karaage without the guilt of wasting leftovers. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to enjoy fantastic food without the pressure to eat more than they want.

Join us now and experience a world where portion sizes don’t matter and where you can enjoy all the virtual food you desire without any judgment. It’s time to game and dine in style on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mines Excavated:	1294
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cultural envy SMP

Cross-cultural, Cultural, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural enrichment, cultural exchange, cultural exchange programs, cultural heritage, cultural integration, culture, customs, Diversity, envy, global traditions, intercultural communication, Multiculturalism, Rituals, smp, tradition, traditional practices, traditional values

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we embrace traditions from all cultures, like the ancient tradition of building giant pyramids out of diamond blocks to honor our pet llamas. Our server is a melting pot of wacky customs and rituals, from performing a synchronized dance every time we find a rare ore to hosting llama beauty pageants where the winner gets to wear a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2947
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weird and wacky desires. From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who share your passion for the bizarre and unconventional. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can engage in virtual pillow fights with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish you never knew you had.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

China, Christian, Christianity, Diplomacy, FAITH, freedom of religion, fundraising, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Minecraft, Pastor, persecution, Redemption, Release, religious freedom, Server, US

yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	51129
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	103
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BankruptCraft

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Microbe Power Protein: CO2 to B9

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yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got microbes turning CO2 into food for ya! like, we got these tiny creatures making protein and vitamins outta thin air, literally! you can be chomping on some high level protein that beats out beef, pork, fish, and lentils, all thanks to our renewable energy sources. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a good way. so hop on and start munching on some virtual superfood, cuz why not? #microbemadness #proteinpowerhouse

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HarDex server Minecraft

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IP: play.hardex.su Our Website: hardex.su Discord: dd.hardex.su Join now and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of endless adventures and anarchy in the world of Minecraft on the HarDex server! ✨ We wish you a pleasant game on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Game On Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and exploding chickens. Yes, you heard that right – exploding chickens!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to get your crazy on!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Why is the Big Rivalry Still Holo vs Niji Anyway? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles between the Holo and Niji factions, where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama like this? Plus, rumor has it that the VSPO girls have secret powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you join the chaos or sit back and watch it all unfold? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that is our Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlanBustersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s scarier than a haunted maze with actors jumping out at you? Look no further! Our server is so spooky, even the creepers are scared to come near!

Join us for a night of horror and hilarity as we carve pumpkins, watch horror movies, and play games that will make you scream (in a good way, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a ghostly player roaming the virtual halls.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a griefing player haunts our digital world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to face them?

So grab your sword, gather your friends, and join us for a night of terror and laughter. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Muahaha!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5553	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14