Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
Custom Skills & Abilities
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	282	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Farms Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AtlantikMC

Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website

AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	5164
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Villages Defended:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Animals Bred:	55	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.