Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Votes:	3653
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Votes:	5741
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	894	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	5912
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2118	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7855	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	153	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	1307	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	4040
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.