Welcome to CubeCadoodle! Where the dungeons are confusing, the players are silly, and the survival is “survival-ing”!

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INFORMATION
IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview
CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered
🏰 Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
💰 Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
👑Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items! Check them out!
🎣 Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
🌾 Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
⛏️ Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
💎 Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
😈 Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
🎯 Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
👷‍♂️ Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
🎮 Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

Links
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnSY9PX_eAo
Discord: https://discord.gg/cubecadia
IP: play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
Version: 1.19 – 1.20.6

FAQ

1. What version does the server support?

The server supports version 1.19 – 1.20.6

2. Are there custom plugins on the server?

Yes, CubeCadia has custom plugins that add unique features to enhance the Minecraft experience.

3. Can I play on the server from different platforms?

Yes, you can play on CubeCadia from PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation due to cross-play support.

4. Are there daily boss battles on the server?

Yes, CubeCadia features daily bosses that spawn for players to challenge and earn rewards.

5. How do I earn money on the server?

You can earn money on CubeCadia by completing everyday tasks and progressing through job skill trees to unlock special loot.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7703
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2591	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Farms Harvested:	113	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	7395
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4572	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1954
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	5255	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5341	Endless Mazes Solved:	1