Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Custom Modpack	Yes
Supported Platforms	Java
Discord Link	Join Discord

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magic Items Found:	2276
Crops Grown:	6529	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Votes:	4641	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	655875	Void Gems Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	4818	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	9537
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	130	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

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