Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

blocks, Cases, CitadelPvP, classic, desert, Duels, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, End.., Factions, Farms, Fight, Glory, glory days, Icy Tundra, OG Legends, Parkour, pixelated, PvP, Ravine, Shop, voting system, Warps, warzone, world, world border

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CitadelPvP
Version	1.7.10
IP Address	play.citadelpvp.com

Features:

Classic Factions gameplay
Various PvP zones
Economy system
20k x 20k World Border
1v1 Rated and Practice Duels
Voting system for in-game gear

About:

Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

Interested in playing?

Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10?	Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
What are some of the features offered on the server?	The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	7240	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	519	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	103
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
New Chunks Explored:	182684	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	51825
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4681	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	8813	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4869
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crops Grown:	1070	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	694
Potions Brewed:	191	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Votes:	1216	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!