Welcome to CelestialCraft SMP, where the only thing not optional is our questionable sense of humor!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Cosmos, custom events, Duel, Explore, Features, Grief Prevention, humor, Magic Carpets, mature audience, Minecraft, Optional, Player Shops, PvP, Questionable, Rankup System, redstone engineer, sense, Server, smp, StarShards Currency, Thrive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

New Minecraft Servers

CelestialCraft Server Overview
Server IP:	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version:	1.21
Discord:	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features
Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join CelestialCraft, simply connect to the server IP: mc.celestialcraft.gg

2. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional and disabled by default. You can enable it if you wish to engage in PvP battles with other players.

3. How do I earn StarShards currency?

You can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events. You can then spend them in the StarShards shop for unique items.

4. Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on CelestialCraft. You can also browse other player shops to find great deals.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, the server has a Grief Prevention system in place to protect player builds. You can claim your land and customize your claim settings to keep your creations safe.

6. What kind of events can I expect on the server?

CelestialCraft hosts weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting. These events can range from challenges to contests and more.

7. How can I progress through ranks on the server?

You can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks as you advance. The rankup system offers rewards and recognition for dedicated players.

8. What makes the community on CelestialCraft different?

The server is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. The community is welcoming and supportive, creating a positive atmosphere for everyone.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	8392
Alien Abductions:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Potions Brewed:	126
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8831
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	4768
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!