Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AmazonRivDrought122

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come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	5648	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

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Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7499	Zombie Dances:	7
New Chunks Explored:	343005	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	8445	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	145

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7317	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.