Welcome to Aetheria: Where you can build your world, roleplay, fight, and accidentally destroy history in the process! Join now!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server Overview

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding is launching on August 10th, 2024, offering a dynamic and immersive experience. In this world, players will not only compete but also collaborate to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join us in Aetheria and be part of a vibrant community where every action leaves a mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

Join Aetheria Today

Discord: https://discord.gg/7JuFfuD5

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is worldbuilding?	It’s a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players will work together (and against each other) to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build massive cities, etc. All of the world’s history will be meticulously documented in an Aetheria wiki page, creating a rich historical tapestry for new players to catch up with and active players to keep contributing to.
What can you do in Aetheria?	The world is yours in Aetheria. We pride ourselves on limited admin intervention, so the other inhabitants are the only things stopping YOU from conquering the world through your might or your trade empire. Become a barista at your local tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness looking for the next person to rob. The world is yours; what will you make of it?

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1010

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Votes:	2687
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8139	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	135
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	967628
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?