Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4414 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!