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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8497 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!