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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7076 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 62 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!