Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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