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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the most absurdly attractive pixel art, or who can create the most mind-bogglingly weird redstone contraptions. We’ve had players build giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, create roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and even construct entire cities made out of nothing but diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most bizarre and hilarious events you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. From impromptu dance parties in the Nether to epic battles against armies of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, scratch your head in confusion, and maybe even question your own sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to embrace the absurdity of it all.

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  • EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

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  • TrumpCraft2020

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    Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

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  • Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

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    OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

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  • LockedOutCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • LeftyCraft

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    Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

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