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House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crops Grown:	5530	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4578	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	872256
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Buildings Constructed:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Votes:	109	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1844	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	191
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Items Found:	1689	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	8963
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Players:	91/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6